Karl Blair (Director)
Karl has been in this industry (on and off) for the past 20 or so years – some
would say it seems like much longer but people can be cruel,
especially in the motor trade! Generally he’s an absolute
pain to work with as he’s extraordinarily fussy (grumpy and
bad tempered are other expressions bandied about when he’s
out of earshot) and wants everything done yesterday.
Still, he appears to know quite a
few people in the retail motor trade, so it’s quite useful
having him around. He also seems to know what he’s talking
about on occasion, provided you know what to listen for!
Speak to Karl if you have a sales
or product related enquiry. Try not to bother him with too
many problems as he tires easily.
Kevin Pengilly (Director)
Kevin owned his first business back
in Zimbabwe at the ripe old age of 20 and ran it very successfully
until Uncle Bob (Mugabe) decided that he’d rather have it.
Arriving in England he foolishly decided that the in car
entertainment industry appealed – he would have gone back
into more serious engineering, but was fed up getting mucky.
Apart from a rather patchy memory
(too much partying) Kevin has excellent administration and
technical skills. In fact he’s as much at home in the office
as he is in the workshop. He will happily disentangle our
computer system, do the accounts or design a wiring loom.
In fact, he’ll do pretty much anything apart from hoovering
– something about his upbringing….
As you’d imagine you can speak to
Kevin about pretty much anything. He handles the accounts,
purchasing, technical calls and sales enquiries and being
much younger doesn’t tire so easily. This always assumes
he hasn’t broken something like a shoulder, arm etc. as he
has a strange fascination for any sport that involves the
possibility of damaging oneself
Jason Hankey (Director)
Like Kevin, Jason also hails from
Zimbabwe where he ran his own family business in the motor
trade. Able to repair almost any car (in fact almost anything
at all, including himself) with nothing but a penknife and
some chewing gum (he’s of the opinion that superglue should
be kept in the first aid kit), Jason is in charge of our
workshop. We all agreed he should be in charge because he’s
the biggest and if things get fractious, he’s the best equipped
to deal with things!
Whatever it is you want doing, Jason
is the one who will either do it or make sure it’s done properly.
Whether its wiring, welding or woodwork, Jason will happily
(always assuming he’s had a good nights sleep, a quick ride
to work and not too much vodka the night before) take on
the challenge. On the other hand he doesn’t appreciate snide
comments about the amount of leather he feels it necessary
to wear in order to ride a motorcycle.
Provided he hasn’t recently (and unexpectedly)
parted company with his motorcycle, you can speak to Jason
about work in progress. He will also be able to help you
with technical and/or installation related problems. Like
Kevin, he is also of the opinion that any sport that does
not involve physical injury is only fit for the English.
Matthew Anthony (Sales)
We first met Matthew when he was working
for one of our best customers. As well as being too witty
for his own good and annoyingly fast at completing the Telegraph
crossword he is horribly well organised - which is just as
well as Karl isn’t.
Known to us all as the fastest quip
in the West (well, West Acton anyway) Matthew is also a strong
exponent of two wheeled transport, though he’s currently
quite enamoured with a four wheeled, two doored, no roofed
alternative. He is also a little bit too fascinated with
bonfires which is why we’ve purchased a few additional fire
extinguishers.
Always assuming that he’s not watching
a motor race, playing golf with his wife in Nevada (yes,
he’s that devoted), drinking at the Attic wine bar (Hanger
Green, Acton if you’re interested) or trying to take some
money off his best chum (Paul) at poker, please call Matthew
with your sales or general enquiry.
Artur Ogannisyan
“Artur the Armenian” is our financial
controller. He spends much of his time perched in his little
eyrie high above the workshop perusing our expenses with
his beady little eye. In fact the only time you see him is
when he swoops down to demand this, or that, receipt.
If you’re seeking payment, need a
copy invoice or have another accounts related query please
call Artur and brighten up his day.
The Workshop aka “The Coalface”
The workshop is Jason Hankey’s domain
and he is ably assisted in his various endeavours by Dimitri,
Mantis and Jamie. In addition, we also regularly call upon
the services of a rather strange, but inventive, Australian,
Graham Smith and a cabinet maker by the name of John Varley
(when he’s not running Barclays Bank, that is!).
Dimitri has many years of automotive
experience behind him and Jamie and Mantis are catching up
fast. Graham has more experience than the rest of us put
together, though considering he could give Rip van Winkle
a run for his money this is hardly surprising!
We are very fortunate that everyone
in the workshop possesses skills not generally associated
with this industry such at metalworking and carpentry. We
fabricate most things in house and on the odd occasion we
need to outsource a project we can always rely on Kevin’s
CAD (Computer Aided Design) skills.